> 10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a “diagnostic period”.
> 9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
> 8. Takes a half-day at the office because, “Sunday is your day.”
> 7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
> 6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
> 5. Ends any argument by saying, “let’s talk about this off-line.”
> 4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
> 3. Can’t be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.
> 2. Valentine’s Day card has bullet points.
> 1. Refers to lovemaking as a “win-win”.