Top Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant

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> 10. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a “diagnostic period”.

> 9. Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.

> 8. Takes a half-day at the office because, “Sunday is your day.”

> 7. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.

> 6. Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.

> 5. Ends any argument by saying, “let’s talk about this off-line.”

> 4. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.

> 3. Can’t be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.

> 2. Valentine’s Day card has bullet points.

> 1. Refers to lovemaking as a “win-win”.

 

 

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