> 10. I’m a t-shirt and jeans kind of person.

>9. Do you pay overtime?

> 8. I hate flying.

> 7. I’m useless without ten hours of sleep a night.

> 6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

> 5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?

> 4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.

> 3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.

> 2. Two words: family first.

> 1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.