> 10. I’m a t-shirt and jeans kind of person.
>9. Do you pay overtime?
> 8. I hate flying.
> 7. I’m useless without ten hours of sleep a night.
> 6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
> 5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?
> 4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.
> 3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.
> 2. Two words: family first.
> 1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.