Top Ten Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client

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 10. That was my first guess as well, but then I really thought about it.

  9. You should see the hotel I’m staying at.

  8. Hey, I just realized that I was in junior high when you started working here.

  7. I like this office space. I’ll have them put me in here when
  you’re gone.
  6. My rental car looks nicer than that junker you’re driving.
  5. Sure it’ll work; I learned it in business school.
  4. So what do you need me to tell you?
  3. Of course it’s right; the spreadsheet says so.
  2. I could just tell you the answer, but we’re committed to a three
      month project.
  1. What are you, stupid?

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