Story about bullshitting

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.

“I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree”, sighed the pheasant, “but I haven’t got the energy”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on.

Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.

The Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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Read only if you have time for ALLAH

Read only if you have time for ALLAH
Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end 

ALLAH , when I received this e-mail, I thought…
I don’t have time for this… And, this is really inappropriate during work.  

Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is… Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today.  

We try to keep ALLAH in MASJIDS on FRIDAY…

Maybe, FRIDAY night…  

And, the unlikely event of a MAGHRIB SALLAH .  

We do like to have Him around during sickness…  

And, of course, at funerals.  

However, we don’t have time, or room, for Him during work or play…  

Because.. That’s the part of our lives we think… We can, and should, handle on our own.  

May ALLAH forgive me for ever thinking…  

That… there is a time or place where..  

HE is not to be FIRST in my life.  

We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.  

  

Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!!  


Yes, I do Love ALLAH .  

HE is my source of existence and Savior.  

He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing.

This is the simplest test.  

If You Love ALLAH … And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you…

Send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you!  
Now do you have the time to pass it on?  

Make sure that you scroll through to the end.  


Easy vs. Hard  


Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie?  

Why are we so sleepy in THE MASJID but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?  

Why is it so easy to delete a HOLY e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?  

Of all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one….  

There are no costs, but wonderful rewards… 

Notes: Isn’t it funny how simple it is for people to NOT BELIEVE IN ALLAH and then wonder why the world’s going to hell.

Isn’t it funny how someone can say “I believe in ALLAH ” but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also “believes” in ALLAH ).  

Isn’t it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding ISLAM , people think twice about sharing?

Isn’t it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you’re not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.  

Isn’t it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what ALLAH thinks of me.  


I MAKE DOA , for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by ALLAH in a way special for them.  

And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was sent out to many more.

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